Time to call it. Who do you think is going to win the next 4 years of pure presidential hell? Let’s face it, whoever wins is going to wish he hadn’t.
Me? I think it’ll be Obama, by a surprisingly thin margin. Personally, I’m still not sure who’s getting my vote. I’ll let you know tomorrow, after I’ve wept for my country and marked my ballot. Note to self: No more election year pregnancies. It’s hard enough to make the most of all these bad choices without all these stereotypically female emotions swirling around.
Obama, by an unsurprisingly thin margin mostly filled with votes cast by cheaters.