and other adolescents:
If someone doesn’t like you, and then suddenly he changes his mind when you do something he approves of, he doesn’t really “like” you, he just likes getting his way. Your mom was right, and those kids are not your friends. They’re using you. Something most people figure out by the time they graduate, but some folks never seem to learn. But at least you’ll get to go to the next big party!


















































































































































































But, Moommmm! Anyone who’s anyone is ditching those old, tired concepts of individualism and commercialism for the ultra radical, totally new socialist fascism!
Look how well it’s working for France, that friend of mine you called an elitist crybaby? Sure he’s got a little fundamentalist Muslim problem, but all the cool kids do, and he’s got it under control. He can quit any time he wants.
So I’m going to the Party wether you like it or not, but it’s ok, cause England’s going to, and you trust him, right? His population can’t even arm themselves, so what’s to worry about there?